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Quirky New Japanese Gadgets That Even Gojira
(Godzilla) Would Find Cool
Do you prefer, when looking at new Japanese gadgets, the light side of
the force or do you tend to its darker
half? As for me, I think the dark side has a lot of
advantages. It's easy give in to the dark side because you just have to
get angry and surrender to emotions like revenge and jealousy. The
offensive attacks are great ways to wind up 4-hour ‘status
meetings’. And who wouldn’t prefer to talk like James Earl
Jones rather than Mark Hamill?
However there are a few nerds who prefer the light side. Those weak
geeks are hard to spot... except for the multiplicity of Yoda dolls
floating around their little cubicles.
On the plus side,
there’s a very easy way to determine whether the guy across the hall is
your ally or a weak pawn to be pushed around. Enter new Japanese
gadgets. You can easily
signal
your intentions with a Star Wars Jedi Master Light Saber Desk
Lamp.
These are Japanese gadgets imported (from Japan) to spice up the
office. The powerful dark jedi among us can place their Vader
Sabers
right next to their Swinglines while those wimpy light-siders must be
content with the plain green Luke Skywalker lamps.
Another Japanese gadget that rocks your Star Wars-loving world is the
R2-D2 trash can. Whether you’re tossing TPS reports,
D&D character
sheets or Ewok dung, the R2-D2’s yawning maw can accept all of the
trash you choose to throw down it. I used to think that trash
was
boring and filthy until I saw this amazing R2-D2 Trashcan and learned
to love garbage. This stylish trash receptacle is imported from Japan
and is an unbelievably detailed replica of R2-D2. Step on R2's center
"foot" and his dome swings wide! Now if only he’d beep at me
as I
chuck yet another load into his little plastic shell.
And if you
like new Japanese gadgets like the R2-D2 trash can, you’re sure to be
enthralled with the R2-D2 laundry hamper! These little silos
are
perfect for storing your dirty clothes between last contact with your
skin and their eventually reconciliation with soapy water.
It’s a more
interesting, and visually superior, method of storage than your bedroom
floor. When the little devils fill up, take them over to your
‘washing
machine’, pour some detergent on them and push ‘start’. Your
clothes
will eventually emerge fresh and clean! Great are the mysteries of the
Force.
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